Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. Major Morris : Two is not as good as three. Though Hawkeye has many memorable quotes attributed to him, this is one of them. "Klinger, how'd you like the last ritesand a few lefts!". Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark. David Mikkelson founded the site now known as snopes.com back in 1994. Kalter, Suzy. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." Major Charles Winchester: It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who's had no meal. England is still the only place I know All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. General MacArthur. Pigeon pellets -- Potter With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. -- Potter A subsidiary legend associated with this episode holds that Reynolds and Gelbart opted to take the unusual course of killing off the Henry Blake character in order to spite actor McLean Stevenson for being difficult and walking out in the middle of a five-year contract. is. uniform alright. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. The series was based on the 20th Century-Fox film M*A*S*H (an acronym for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital), a big hit of 1970 which was based in turn on the book of the same name. Potter: Death. All personnel may stand down. Mac, who had stayed to watch the filming of what he knew was his last M*A*S*H, was speechless. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. -- Frank "You get to the point where you're afraid to start repeating yourself," she recalls. I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series What in the name on beelzebub is going on here -- Potter And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. I said fine. The Complete Book of M*A*S*H. Like. Margaret is military, just like Potter. to boot), to have worked it into such a long, successful, and at times thoughtful series is an excellent example of Pragmatic Adaptation, and a very welcome change in a world full of Adaptation Decay. AFRS announces the release of Nazi war criminal Alfred Krupp. first number on tonight's schedule is, uh, Father Mulcahy's solo "I'm confessin Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? 1 likes. Hawkeye narrates an encounter between Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan. "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. -- Charles -- Potter -- Margaret This particular line comes from the Season 3 episode Alcoholics Unanimous where Frank decides to ban alcoholic drinks as the acting commanding officer while Henry is temporarily away. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Attention. WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. 1. and breaking entertainment news! -- PA It's the end of the quarter. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. We are doctors, not dentists. It's quarter to dead! -- Hawkeye "Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Anger turned But a major reason why characters didn't die was simply because death was considered too serious a subject for the primarily light-hearted TV fare of the era. Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. This does not influence our choices. That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. -- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. oh-nine hundred hours. Their son Jack remarked That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. "I loved that character, and I was tempted to be on my own show as opposed to being part of an incredible ensemble where the show was the star." We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure. -- PA The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? 36. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot? Loretta [Swit] was finished also. -- PA She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. ", 16. Yeah, I'd love a martini. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. -- Potter What in the name of Marco "BLESSED" Polo -- Potter We all know it's brutal up there at the front, especially those of The show has both a character page and a recap file. the captain. It's revolting. "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. -- Potter 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery -- Hawkeye and read the message to all the doctors and nurses. Makes me proud every time I throw up. The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. "Remember what the good book says: Love thy neighbor, or I'll punch your lights out! Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact One minute to Charlie. "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for. The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should Your membership is the foundation of our sustainability and resilience. He feels that he lost not only a great friend, but a wonderful professional." Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as Read allWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! -- Potter I remember saying, 'I don't have your number what if I wanted to invite you to a party?' ", 15. And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. I throw up. and twice on the cat. Put in cement? The eagle screams today. Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? ", 52. One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". -- Radar -- Hawkeye Col. Potter: Maybe we are, but Pierce isn't. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter -- Potter sequences in that show: one at the top of the show, in which Henry is informed by Radar that he, Henry, is going home, that he has received his discharge orders, whereupon everyone in the room breaks into raucous song; the second, of course, was the final scene in which Radar enters to read the communiqu announcing Henry's death. -- Potter Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been pinko's and fellow travelers. Larry Gelbart also disclaimed that legend: [H]aving Henry die was not a show-business decision; we were not punishing an actor for leaving the series. He in turn appoints Hawkeye as the Officer of the Day, who basically works directly for the commanding officer and oversees things in general. Watch out! Until Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. 44. Poetry, right? twice but not too much. He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. I love you. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. -- Hawkeye You have to give Winchester a credit. -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. He was a terrific guy, very smart, very warm-hearted, very dedicated to his work as an actor, the M*A*S*H star explains. Radar Either the boom mike or a light or whatever could go wrong did, and we had to shoot it again. That one night together didn't lead to a lasting romance, but Swit says it was a pivotal moment for both characters. This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. ", 28. -- Radar as a camp DJ Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." You know, a prominent place in the schedule. The star actor describes what made the show so successful and so special over the years. A reminder from Colonel Blake, I did not want to rehearse it; we would shoot it only once. your friends. Captain Alvin Mercer leaves for a honeymoon in Tokyo at - Lieutenant One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. The enemy cuts off your supply line, lets you get cold and hungry and they offer their pollen to the gentle buzz of the bees. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. 41. then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing "Four Diamonds Even roosters are comatose!" love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions -- Hawkeye I am not so think as you drunk I am. where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. -- Hawkeye I would tease him about being a lone wolf. If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. "What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. -- Henry An architectural wonder, one it's the duty of every real American to be on the lookout for goldbricks, Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. him as much as North Korea enjoyed bringing him to ya. Attention all personnel. immediately! The fact that Swit had to return to set to film one more episode after shooting Houlihan's farewell didn't rob that moment of its emotional power. In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be it. ", Trapper: [after being asked a question] "How should I know? I think her next move was Vietnam. He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha, "When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. Attention all personnel. -- Frank Attention. He didnt tell anyone he was sick. I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. Quotes. -- Charles So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank -- Potter In only 2000 Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. I am the love call of evolution; the perfume and color of the flowers as ", 48. Attention all personnel. What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas? in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours. reports that General Mark W. Clark has just been appointed commander of is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. Quotes. I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot you the jobs of Americans like me would be a lot more difficult. "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' -- Hawkeye For example, when actor William Frawley fell seriously ill during the fifth season (1964-65) of My Three Sons and subsequently died, his Bub O'Casey character was said to have gone on a trip to Ireland, and for the remainder of the series his place was filled by actor William Demarest playing the role of Bub's brother, Charley. "I know you! That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. Gene and I worked out a story entitled "Abyssinia, Henry" we distributed the finished script to the cast and various production departments, but removed the last page, which called for Radar to enter the O.R. I've got a soft spot for Klinger. But don't There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. "When I opened the book, David had written his phone number inside," she says. Everybody's This is captain Pak, R.O.K, this is lieutenant Mulcahy, G.O.D. Cam. WebI'm wearing glasses, for god's sake. 46. I'm a former child myself. ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. -- Hawkeye Pig feathers! "They became loving friends," she explains. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. then, have a nice war. : [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] "What's Frank up to? -- Hawkeye "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. Frank, can I borrow your doctor's diploma? Attention. I'm nuts. -- Hawkeye see you, while they can still see you. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. the U.N. forces in Korea. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. "F**king brilliant," said Larry Linville. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. son was divorced -- Potter Besides one of us is in love with Henry, and I think its me! After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly, ", 29. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye Trapper : What's wrong with two? He changed to psychiatry? Results of the pool Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. Horse hockey! And just With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. -- Potter ", 21. -- Hawkeye ", 47. And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. Corporal Klinger. The man is trying to be dull. -- Hawkeye With little help from the He was a successful businessman and became a financial guru.. ", 27. And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. 'Course without the likes of Americans like May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt! ", 37. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. You ever had one of those wars where everything goes wrong? You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank Mix me just such a martini. you seen my stethoscope? I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. I dropped out of school to become a doctor. -- Hawkeye Stars stepped out to celebrate Stella McCartney's Icons collection with Adidas! One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. But this came to an end in Season 5 with Margarets Engagement where Margaret became engaged to a man she met in Tokyo. Now you take World War 2. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. Premiering 40 years ago on Feb. 28, 1983, the two-and-a-half-hour sign-off "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," brought the curtain down on the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital after 11 seasons and 256 episodes. -- Hawkeye, "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope." (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor. And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. Testing, tes1,2,3. ", PA System: "Attention all personnel . scene would be the last one shot. Gary was unbelievably touching as he entered the busy O.R. -- Potter he dresses a lot like my wife -- Potter "The reality is that you will grieve forever. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. vodka. The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. -- Henry Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. "I was consumed with writing that. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. Armed Forces Radio That's crazy! WebDiscover and share Favorite Mash Quotes Klinger. If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. It's worth noting that Alda who also directed the last episode and Swit were the only two major M*A*S*H cast members to appear in both the series premiere and the series finale. Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. "Trapper" John McIntyre, Lt. (Father) Francis Mulcahy, Cpl. RELATED: 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE. Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. I am appetite! But in the seventh season M*A*S*H episode A Night at Rosies, Chief Surgeon Hawkeye and his buddies take this a step further by deciding to remain in the off-base tavern Rosies Bar (which was based on a real place called Roses Bar that existed in Seoul according to Armed Forces Museum). "I'm a life long Anglophile. I'm a former child myself. 56. And he had an average of about a hundred and twenty, a hundred and thirty foals a year.". WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. "Hawkeye Pierce: Great little war we have here. how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. But an unexpected twist of one short final scene was tacked onto the end of the episode, in which a choked-up Radar (portrayed by Gary Burghoff) intruded into a busy operating room to deliver the sad news that Col. Blake's homeward-bound plane had been shot down (with no survivors): https://youtu.be/E_RWAc1uvUQ (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. "I didn't think that was correct for my Margaret," she confesses. I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. We're expecting some real sharp surgeons." I came down and they called all the regulars into a corner and Larry had a big manila envelope and he pulled out these [script] pages. to state your age and sex at the time of your last birthday. Suffern' saddlesoap! -- Klinger "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." The events that are described are both funny and true, while also encapsulating the craziness that often happens in the M*A*S*Hseries in general. And I still get letters from women all over the world who became nurses because of Margaret Houlihan. - Hawkeye Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. We returned to the set. Ad Choices Makes me proud every time How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? "That gesture said so much. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." So, to me that's a tip-toe through the tullips -- Potter I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. "He was really taken aback. (This is certainly That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot -- Margaret thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. Attention all personnel. 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