Written in 1911, The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God is as much a dramatic monologue as it is a poem and became a popular Music Hall refrain which would have delighted its author James Milton Hayes, a plain spoken northerner who was to win the Military Cross in World War One. But Ive never, EVER seen a place like this. Theres a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew. In her autobiographical book, Moving Mountains, Claire Bertschinger mentions having memorized this poem. He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance, I remember a lad reciting this when I was serving in the RAF. Absolutely brilliant! An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew, Thank you for the selection of alternatives to the original Mad Carew. 'Twas the "Vengeance of the Little Yellow God." Little is known about J Milton Hayes. GIRL IN THE ALICE BLUE GOWN, THE. I met a bloke once up North. You've got the whole man there. You break my blinkin eart! Why, me!. GIRL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. All you've got to say is 'India' and a man sees something. As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air There's. Yet he was never happier How strange a priest it had! Started on the centre, He knew what the penalty Read allThe "Little Yellow God" sat on a stone pedestal in a temple near the English army post and leered down, through an inscrutable green eye which was a priceless emerald, at the Hindu folk who worshiped him. And the cisterns with no rope or chain to pull. To celebrate her birthday with a ball. The Green Eye of the Yellow God (musical score) contains a transcription of the score in which this poem, set to a musical accompaniment, was first published. He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn, The Captain sniffed, but took the snub, Observed, Look here, whats all this mess? Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic (/ j k v k / YANG-k-vik; born October 23, 1959) is an American singer, musician, songwriter, record producer, actor and author. The Corporal frowned, and turned his eye And the Yellow God forever gazes down. And hes acted on the square, Then came the threatning voice of War, Don't tell the public too much. Hayes was inaccurate in the conflation of Nepal with India. He tells me of that splendid charge, Theres a little marble cross below the town. Find top songs and albums by Harry H. Corbett including The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God and Medley: Things We Never Had / What a Crazy World We're Living In (Reprise) [Film Soundtrack]. He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day, He bade her search the pocket saying Thats from Mad Carew, There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, to barge back in babbling about Mad Carew, to finally be slung out again. And a gash across his temple dripping red; Of a waltz-tune softly stealing thro the gloom. When I punched it might and main: Its got a mouth, its got a tongue, And she found the little green eye of the god. The Green Eye of the Yellow God, a 1911 poem by J. Milton Hayes, is a famous example of the genre of "dramatic monologue", a music hall staple in the early twentieth century. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Of a waltz tune softly stealing thro the gloom. The "Little Yellow God" sat on a stone pedestal in a temple near the English army post and leered down, through an inscrutable green eye which was a priceless emerald, at the Hindu folk who worshiped him. The spelling has changed over time.This once-famous poem was written by J. Milton Hayes, who lived from 1884 to 1940. It was a great favourite of the actor Bransby Williams, perhaps the most famous 'monologist' of the time, during the early years of the 20th century. He was never thought a catch, They were called 'The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God.' They described an English Colonel and his daughter at Khatmandhu in Nepal where there was a military Mess; and her lover of the name of 'mad Carew' which rhymed comfortably. I live again my happier days in thoughts that football brings. There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, But the green eye of the little Yellow God. Leave enough unsaid to make paterfamilias pat himself on the back. And jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do I myself contributed to the theme when I wrote this during a British Council tour of the Middle East in the autumn of November 1986. However, in Ireland green eyes are more popular than brown eyes. This website uses cookies to improve your experience. Don't tell the public too much. He is best known for creating comedy songs that make light of pop culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musicians. Sir Joseph Whemple, the mummy's first named victim, is from The Mummy (1932). jump to it smart. You've got a compact whole. All the rest behold in the hero or the poet their own green and . Ive never come across it before. "What a story. This work is in the public domain in the United States because it was published before January 1, 1928. He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong, The Sergeant, starting in to fuss I wouldnt stoop to grace them with a fart. A piece of orange peel I see!, The Major called the Captain then, While Britain achieved colonial control of India between 1858 and 1947, it never did so over Nepal. Every man's a novelist at heart. When all have called him dead. Caught in nets that foes have spread, which my correspondent Eddie Duggan recalled from his days in the RAF. And their mis-directed pee upon the floor. Last edited on 30 December 2020, at 18:43, The Green Eye of the Yellow God (musical score), https://en.wikisource.org/w/index.php?title=The_Green_Eye_of_the_Yellow_God&oldid=10777117. Without it thought can never ripen into truth. She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun He was known as 'Mad Carew By the subs at Kathmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell, But . And I seem to feel my football knows my grief, As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air [3][4] It has often been misattributed to Rudyard Kipling, who classed its author as being among his many imitators,[5] and often . It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be, but it does what it sets out to do. She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do, When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night, This performance was issued in 1914 on Edison Blue Amberol 23172.The Green Eye Of The Little Yellow GodThere's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,There's a little marble cross below the town;There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,And that little Yellow God forever gazes down.He was known as \"Mad Carew\" by the subs at Khatmandu,He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshiped in the ranks,And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.He loved her from the start, that she knew it in her heart,The fact that she loved him was plain to all.She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begunTo celebrate her birthday with a ball.He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew;They met next day as he dismissed a squad;And jestingly she told him nothing else would doBut the green eye of the little Yellow God.On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance,And they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars:But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile,Then went out into the night beneath the stars.He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn,And a gash across his temple dripping red;He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day,And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed.He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through;She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod;Then feeling in the pocket said \"There, that's from Mad Carew,\"And she found the little green eye of the god.She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do,Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet;But she wouldn't take the stone and Mad Carew was left aloneWith the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get.When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,She thought of him and hurried to his room;As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy airOf a waltz tune softly stealing thro' the gloom.His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through;The place was wet and slipp'ry where she trod;An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew,'Twas the \"Vengeance of the Little Yellow God.\"There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,There's a little marble cross below the town;There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,And that little Yellow God forever gazes down.Bransby Williams recites \"The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God\" by J. Milton Hayes = VERY POPULAR Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine use part of the opening in their song "Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb", which starts "To the north of Kathmandu there's tiny children sniffing glue". Theres a little marble cross below the town; 3 you! She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod; 'A broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew.' In an episode of Duty Free, the British couples enter a talent contest in their hotel. Were opposed by one and all, And another one for ladies further down. Theres a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, GIRL IN THE BLUE VELVET BAND. [1][2] The piece was written for and performed by actor and monologist Bransby Williams. Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet; He also performs original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts . He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn, Representing just 2% of the global population, green eyes are the absolute rarest of all eye colors. Behind the lines they kicked him Biggles and the Little Green God (1969) has Biggles seeking a jade statuette believed by South American Indians to be the god Ata-Hua. If we have inadvertently included a copyrighted poem that the copyright holder does not wish to be displayed, we will take the poem down within 48 hours upon notification by the owner or the owner's legal representative (please use the contact form at http://www.poetrynook.com/contact or email "admin [at] poetrynook [dot] com"). On the night before the dance Mad Carew seemed in a trance. The Tarbolton/The Golden Keyboard (reels) 23. There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. It is set in Nepal ("to the north of" Kathmandu), and tells the tale of a wild young officer known as "Mad Carew", who steals the "green eye" of a "yellow god" (presumably an emerald in a gold statue) in order to impress his beloved. Now what the blazes do you mean He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong, There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. Theres a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, The poem seemed appropriate, it's one of my Dad's favourites, he knows it off by heart THERE's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. Theres history in the wrinkles of that wornout football. They met next day as he dismissed a squad, And jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do. Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet; It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. And said, By Gad! And yet twas always full of bounce, I was looking for the words to the orginal little yellow idol when I came across your website. The Green Eye of the Yellow God (musical score) contains a transcription of the score in which this poem, set to a musical accompaniment, was first published. With the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get. (in Knockout comic c. 1941). Then, calling to the junior Sub., Mr. L Prosser was, as they say, only human. 'A broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew.' Applied himself with spade and broom: On Private Atkins passing by; The Green Eye Of The Little Yellow God There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu, There's a little marble cross below the town; There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew, And the Yellow God forever gazes down. - The Moving Picture World, September 27, 1913. Their laughter is unappreciated, making him retort: "It's not funny! Continue reading. And the Colonels daughter smiled on him as well. You've got a compact whole. Jeremy Nicholas. Mad Carew knew it was the maddest of all his acts. PREVIEW. The cockroaches agreed they wont go near; Hes even come to life again On a hill near the village is the Bajrayogini Temple in which there is a gold-plated statue of the Tantric goddess Bajrayogini, who is worshipped by Hindus and Buddhists. He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell. He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. He had managed to compress the whole plot of Verdis Aida in a few verses! His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through; The place was wet and slippy where she trod; An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew. And then the mystery. Does anyone know how it continues? What? Subject: RE: green eye of the little yellow god (parody) From: Jeri Date: 19 May 99 - 09:19 PM Les Barker wrote one called "The Green Eye of the Little Yellow Dog," (it's in his book by the same name) and I've heard another one, titled "The Green Tie on the Little Yellow Dog." I don't have the words to either, though. Ive followed that with a toilet-themed parody of my own (The Bronze Eye on he Middle Eastern Bog), and then a clever take on the poem by Noel Petty, a prolific amateur versifier, who in 1993 was a retired mathematician living in Stockton-on-Tees (more than that I have not been able to discover). No the south. by J. Milton Hayes. God's works are wondrous and past finding out, and are manifested day by day, only to be revealed in full at the last great day of account. The condition of some lavatories is quite beyond belief This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Theres a little marble cross below the town; Twas the Vengeance of the Little Yellow God.. And a season ticket costs you half a crown. He was known as Mad Carew by the subs at Khatmandu. Just a patchedup wornout football, yet how it clings! GIRL I LOVE, THE (Matt Monro) GIRL I'LL NEVER KNOW, THE. Come ere, you slobberin sweep, It is no use describing a house; the reader will fix the scene in some spot he knows himself. It is too good to be forgotten and I wish I had sent this info the the Two Ronnies years ago. Quotes [ edit] And the yellow god forever gazes down. And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed. It isn't poetry and it does not pretend to be, but it does what it sets out to do. His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through; Tony Randall reads the poem on the episode of The Muppet Show on which he guest stars. But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks, He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell; In the chapter set in the 1890s, Charles consults with Carnacki the Ghost-Finder and Arthur Machen. And my old one with the rest, Muppet Songs: Tony Randall - The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God - YouTube 0:00 / 3:26 Muppet Songs: Tony Randall - The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God 2,965 views Nov 24,. With Charles Ogle, Laura Sawyer, Wadsworth Harris. But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks, He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu, He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell; Attacked the Sergeant at this stage, He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew; This work may be in the public domain in countries and areas with longer native copyright terms that apply the rule of the shorter term to foreign works. For example, John Lennon cites a line in his song \"Nobody Told Me.\" I love the way the butler named Mr. Hudson cites the opening lines in the British TV series Upstairs Downstairs (from the 1970s).Kathmandu, Nepal's capital, is set in a valley surrounded by the Himalayan mountains. But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile, And oft when were alone I fancy that it speaks A North County actor, he reputedly wrote his best-known poem, The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God in five hours, as material for the great Bransby Williams to use in his act. 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