Learn how your comment data is processed. The former Tottenham chairman made a clever jibe following a task in which the contestants had to interior decorate a hotel room at the lavish Stoke Park Hotel. When will Manchester United win the Premier League again? With it, theysecured UEFA Cup qualification for the next season something that they had failed to do through their Premier League campaignas they finished 11th in the table. At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles. And yep according to their Wikipedia; Spurs have won twoleague titles, eight FA Cups, fourLeague Cups, sevenFA Community Shields, oneEuropean Cup Winners' Cupand twoUEFA Cups. Alasdair (@Ally140992) October 11, 2017, As much as West Hams trophy room Lord Sugar, well same amount as spurs you dopey left wing mug. Q: How do you stop a Spurs supporter from beating his wife? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What is the shortest book in the world called? Spurs Trophies & Honours | Tottenham Hotspur Club Honours Club Honours Year By Year White Hart Lane Legends The 1901 FA Cup winning team Major Honours Football League Champions: 1950/1951, 1960/1961 The FA Cup Winners: 1900/1901, 1920/1921, 1960/1961, 1961/1962, 1966/1967, 1980/1981, 1981/1982, 1990/1991 Spurs have gone 13 years without landing major silverware, andhope Jose Mourinho will bring that barren run to a close in 2021with theCarabao Cup final with Manchester City on April 25. They have come close but always seem to fall at the final step. Didier Drogba scored a free-kick inthe first halfto give Chelsea the lead going into the break, butDimitar Berbatov scored a penalty in the 70th minuteafter a Wayne Bridge penalty to even out the scoreline. September 14, 2022, 6:44 pm A: Every fall they go into hibernation. A: A cheat. "Why I'm proud to be a Liverpool supporter. The paint suppliers jokingly responded to number of comments on social media - before hastily deleting the posts. If you click the basket without any items having been added, a pop-up message on the site will show up. What does an Arsenal fan do when he sees a blue bird flying?Shoots it and then gives it to a Spurs Fan. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Were totally in their heads rent free. Q: What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Spurs fan? Immediately the Jack Russell canine jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not once more.". Prior to the 2007/08 EFL Cup victory, Spurs collected a number of competition victories under its belt, but most of them came a while back. A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog on Tuesday night. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Tottenham Hotspur supporter." ", boasts the little girl. In fact, Tottenham has had a number of close calls recently, losing in the EFL Cup final three times since last hoisting the trophy in 2008. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); A: A good start! Copyright 2023 Sporting News Holdings Limited. English Supercup Winner. Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) July 23, 2022 On social media, a selection of rival fans joked that Spurs have now finally ended their 14-year trophy drought. Oh because Spurs have won loads recently..oh dear not a great gag, Ian Abrahams (Moose) (@BroadcastMoose) October 11, 2017, What a wanker @Lord_Sugar having a laugh about West Ham trophy cabinet! Mourinho suffers most league defeats in his career, Kane to PSG mooted in Mbappe-Haaland 'chess game', Guardiola matches Mourinho record for CL semi appearances. A: Because you can park in the handicap zone! ARSENAL have sent social media into meltdown after brutally trolling Tottenham's 'empty trophy cabinet' on their official store website. The Lilywhites launched a Premier League title bid in 2015-16 and spent most of the season as frontrunners, but ultimately conceded the league to champions Leicester City. You can ask questions concerning the past, present, or future, whatever you want to know, but you only get one question per person for the sake of time.The Manchester United supporter pushes the other two aside and exclaims, God! TIL the original World Cup trophy survived WWII in Italy hidden in a shoebox under the FIFA VP's bedonly to be stolen in 1966 from England, held for ransom, recovered, stolen again in 1983 from Brazil, and never found again. A: He turns off the PlayStation. Spurs drew 1-1 at the Emirates before the decisive second leg, a 5-1 victory which sent them through 6-2 on aggregate. Bit fucking ironic of Lord Sugar to be making fun of West Hams trophy cabinet. "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door." Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy. Q: What do you call an Tottenham Hotspur fan that does well on an IQ test? Tottenham's lasttrophy was the 2008 Carling Cup, when they beat Chelsea2-1 in the final at Wembley. The man pauses for a moment before exclaiming, God! When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? Terry Venables was in charge and chose Gary Lineker to startfor Spurs up front, but the winner came via an own-goal as Des Walker put the ball in his own net. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?Because hes a Spurs supporter. English League Cup runner-up. Q: What does a Spurs fan do when his team has won the Champions League? When is Tottenham going to win a trophy? One day while driving along, he saw a priest. An Arsenal fan is walking past White Hart Lane and sees three season tickets nailed to the wall. A: They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions. The 2008 Carling Cup final was the first League Cup final to be played at the newly-built Wembley Stadium, with the previous finals held at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. To inquire about a licence to reproduce material, visit our Syndication site. Tottenham's partnership with Dulux has not got off to the best of starts, with the paint company mocking the Premier League club over their empty trophy cabinet within minutes of a deal being announced. A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. I dont do it frequently, but once in a while, I like to call down to Earth and check if any of the people have any questions for me. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notable names in the Spurs lineup forthat match included Jermaine Jenas and Robbie Keane, with Ledley King as captain and England international Paul Robinson in goal. Alvaro Rodriguez: Have Madrid unearthed their own Haaland. When another pointed out that Tottenham can keep any paint supplies in said cabinet because they "don't seem to put anything else in there", Dulux responded again by saying: "Don't be silly, surfaces should be dust free before painting. There's nothing worth craping on! Harry Kane has received his fair share of trophy jokes over the years. She asks Mary why she is a Liverpool supporter. Theyre shit and we cant be bothered.Maradona looks at them and says Well I know Im a bit fat and old, but I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub. So Maradona goes out to play Spurs by himself and the rest of the West Ham team go off for a few beers.After a few pints, they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the TV on. 62/63. However, as they have done for many years, Spurs bitter rivals Arsenal were quick to ask if this is an adequate replacement for a trophy the last piece of silverware Tottenham won was the 2008 League Cup, while their last league triumph came way back in 1961. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Juande Ramos' Tottenham team beat crosstown rivals Arsenal6-2 in the semi-final, earning them a clash against the Blues. Of course, this wasn't the. Share the funny puns and roasts in the comment section below. People dont say they have never won a trophy it is more they have had teams in recent years able to win a trophy and failed to do so. , Jon Hall (@castlefieldjon) October 11, 2017, Funny how a Tottenham man sugar cusses a west ham girl Brady on West Hams lack of trophies. Spurs fans have been made to wait a while since their last trophy, but when was the last time that they enjoyed lifting a piece of silverware? And the goal of any competition is to win it. A: Because Tottenham supporters have started to make them up themselves. Which didn't go down well with his 'advisor' Karren Brady. Spurs are unlikely to win the Premier League title this season, but the North London club are certainly major contenders for the top four. With Tottenham Hotspur not having gotten their hands on silverware since the 2008 League Cup final, the England captain has . Q: What do you say to a Tottenham Hotspur supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? Despite the goalscoring prowess of striker Harry Kane, who has won two Premier League Golden Boots, he has yet to lift a trophy with Tottenham. What do you call a Tottenham Hotspur supporter who scores high on IQ tests?A cheat. The most recent trophy the club has won is the League Cup in 2008 (Carling Cup, later to be called Carabao Cup), beating Chelsea 2-1 in the final after extra time. Q: What does a fine wine and Tottenham Hotspur have in common? Vetere angered Tottenham's senior officials by revealing some of the club's transfer targets in a television interview while on a scouting mission in Colombia, according to the Daily Mail. "The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. Watch popular content from the following creators: .(@ozz.ftbl), Depressed Arsenal Fan. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Tottenham Hotspur supporter." By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. GOAL takes a look. A: A wind tunnel. What do Tottenham Hotspur and excellent wine have in common?They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much, and are only enjoyed on select occasions. Martin Keown believes Sheffield United are coming up against a side who could well be this season's FA Cup winners. Tottenham Hotspur Jokes Back to: Sports Jokes Follow @quickjokes Q: What do you call 100 Tottenham Hotspur supporters at the bottom of a cliff? Spurs now need to get positive results on the pitch, win trophies and regularly play in the Champions League. The club was originally known as Hotspur Football Club. He wants us to win the European Trophy, the dogs owner replies.The pub owner then asked what the dog says when Tottenham wins an away European match, to which the man replied, I dont know. You have a gun with two bullets. Up to $10 000 in daily prizes, Five reasons why Man Utd can win a quadruple , Pepe's best assist? FA Cup - 1901 (only non league club to win the trophy since the formation of the Football League), 1921, 1961 (D), 1962, 1967, 1981, 1982 1991 League Cup - 1971, 1973, 1999, 2008 Cup Winners Cup - 1963 (first British winners of a European trophy) UEFA Cup - 1972, 1984 More answers below Fred Rason The Arsenal supporter prays to God, When will Arsenal win the Premier League again? , to which God replies, In 20 years. The admirer, like the first, is visibly upset, saying, Thats a shame, Ill probably be dead by then.God then turns his attention to the last man, asking, And what of you, my son? What exactly is your question? How do you know Antonio Conte must have hurt his leg whilst at Tottenham Hotspur?He is always relying on Son and Kane. Tottenham were trolled by Arsenal for their lack of trophies on the Gunners' online store 2 This was the brutal message Spurs haven't won a trophy since beating Chelsea in the 2008 League Cup. This service is provided on talkSPORT Ltd's Terms of Use in accordance with our Privacy Policy. What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win a trophy?Turns off the Xbox. What have Tottenham won??? Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Tottenham Hotspur Fan. English Supercup Winner. Photo by Chris Brunskill/Fantasista/Getty Images. ", to which God replies, "It's a shame because I'll most likely be dead by then." Recommended: Arsenal Jokes At a local derby between Arsenal and Spurs last season, a spectator suddenly found himself in the thick of dozens of flying bottles. A: Ask a Tottenham Hotspur supporter! Emmanuel Adebayor walks into a sperm donor bank in London She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Tottenham Hotspur supporters, too. https://t.co/dXyvsSvC4Q. 01/02. Gary Lineker has made a joke about Tottenham Hotspur on Twitter after hearing the news on Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Most recently, Spurs fell to Manchester City in the 2021final, falling 1-0 to a goal by defender Aymeric Laporte. Spursalso lost in the 2015 edition, and in the 2009 final. He always reacts like that when we lose a match. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. The stadium is the biggest club ground in London and is a marvel to behold. Famously, Tottenham also lost in the UEFA Champions League final to Liverpool in 2019, losing2-0 in the club's first foray that deep in the tournament's bracket. The first is a Manchester United supporter, the second an Arsenal supporter, and the third a Spurs supporter. Tottenham have started the season strongly, winning all three of their Premier League games. Twice. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Its God, and he says, Welcome! Arsenal beating Everton to Gabriel proving vital, Liverpool need midfielders - but they need a new Van Dijk too, Five things Xavi must do to avoid another Barca crisis. I love it, this from the official website. A: Kick his sister in the mouth They have only lost once, in 1987, while winning the competition the other eight times they reached the final. A booming voice welcomes them as they walk through the doors. We know its important but its only Spurs. They might actually be one of the few clubs in the Prem owned by a British entity. 90/91. Theres nothing to worry about, lad, said the elderly chap standing next to himIts like the bombs during the war. A policeman was driving along one day when he saw a car in a ditch.When he looked inside he saw a deceased man with a spurs shirt on, a dildo up his arse, a pink tutu on, and a lot of over-the-top make-up. Be it the home match against Leicester City in the season 2015/16 or the away match in Europa League R16 at Zagreb in season 2020/21, Spurs find a way to cheer their rival fans.In the current season, Tottenhams last-minute failure against Sporting Lisbon extended Antonio Contes dreadful champions league record. After Spurs revealed that they were entering into another partnership, it did not take long for a supporters to start making suggestions about where paint cans could be stored. West Ham fans have taken to Twitter to bemoan the fact that Lord Alan Sugar made a joke about them during last nights edition of The Apprentice. No sooner had Tottenham announced the opening of their brand spanking new megastore, Arsenal fans were on them. It marked the fourth time that Tottenham were crowned League Cup winners. (@riftyarsenal), Dom(@thfcdom), Footy (@.footyvids0), afc_venji(@afc_venji), everton fan(@everton_content), jake_1726(@jake_1726), (@ftbl.clips100), Brian (@papichulobrian2), CR7 . Understandably, Arsenal fans were quick to comment on the club's jibe as they revelled in the joke. What do you call a dead Tottenham Fan in a closet?Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Tottenham have announced on their official website that Tottenham Hotspur Stadium has been named among the winners of the Royal Institute of British Architects (RIBA) National Awards 2021. Dulux responded by posting a fake advertisement for an "unused trophy cabinet". "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" Whats so special about Spurs from all other EPL clubs?They are a social experiment set up to see how far they can mentally and physically push a human being. View our online Press Pack. Tottenham last won a major trophy in 2007-08 when they clinched the Football League Cup. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Yes" replies Emmanuel "you should have my details on your computer". Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Tottenham Hotspur.' Not really knowing what a Tottenham Hotspur supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. Q: Did you hear that Tottenham Hotspur doesn't have a website? ? A: The bucket. Why do ducks fly over White Hart Lane upside down? 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